Photo 5 Apr 7 notes It all makes sense now. While i am saddened by the loss of the theory of zombie jesus, it ties in one of the last parts of the holiday that never made sense.
If jesus was a liche, then obviously the easter egg hunt was the heretics way of training the kids to search for his  phylactery(soul gem).

It all makes sense now. While i am saddened by the loss of the theory of zombie jesus, it ties in one of the last parts of the holiday that never made sense.

If jesus was a liche, then obviously the easter egg hunt was the heretics way of training the kids to search for his phylactery(soul gem).

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    Since a ‘Lich’, originally, meant “Dead Body/Spirit/Ghost” (animate or inanimate)…HE could be ANY of the above, if...
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